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derwaffle: (( don't flatter yourself )) (Default)
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Comment: i'll never understand the instinct to miniaturise food
derwaffle: (( you really fucked the dog peanut ))
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Comment: soup today is cream of bullshit
derwaffle: (( rare smile ))
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Comment: i make my face look like this and the concerned words come out
derwaffle: (( bargaining ))
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Comment: i do not say this lightly in this hallowed place but this is fucking inedible
derwaffle: (( unbelievable ))
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Comment: i'm gonna kill that fucking baby
derwaffle: (( so unimaginably disgusted ))
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Comment: he's the greek god of why don't you read a fucking book
derwaffle: (( skyward ))
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Comment: you're a constipator peanut. you disturb my shit and that's annoying
derwaffle: (( killed the cook ))
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Comment: i have a question for you: is everyone in this line an asshole?
derwaffle: (( grin ))
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Comment: last time i checked being pissed off at someone wasn't enough of a reason to remove a person's soul from their body
derwaffle: now the mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry (( slicker ))
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Comment: he's creating a mythology to take back to his people. joseph smith had the same thing happened to him
Description: now the mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry
derwaffle: (( harassed ))
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Comment: stealing candy from children. challenging
derwaffle: (( sigh ))
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Comment: hey there is no hob-knobbing this is not a debutante party
derwaffle: (( loooong stare ))
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Comment: listen i'm tired of fuckin around is your name mj bower or not
derwaffle: (( post it ))
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Comment: when a computer kills itself cause it thinks it's getting too fat? that's when i'll believe in artificial intelligence
derwaffle: (( s h r u g ))
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Comment: he's so old he probably reaped jesus